Would Ya Take a Look at the Chomper in José Ramirez’ Mouth

Is that a tumor in your cheek José?

Oh no, just one on its way.

Golly, is there anything more beautiful than a ball player — you know, a professional athlete, someone running and jumping and shit — with a mountain of chew in his lip? The one Ramirez has going could legitimately have a gravitational pull. You know what would help me hit right now? Fourteen hours worth of headaches. Love it.

Good on ya José and good on ya baseball, keep setting this example for the kids out there.



Nick Buccola