New Nickname Submission for Chip Kelly

Chip “Father Pacquin” Kelly

It’s no secret that I think know Chip Kelly diddles kids about as often as he coaches football, and I feel he deserves a nickname that reflects that.

Ever seen Spotlight? Remember this pedophile?


His name is Father Ronald Pacquin. Same kid fondling eyes, right?? It’s uncanny.

Ok, now here’s a picture of Chip Kelly.


Oh, no, sorry, I’m being told that’s Pacquin again.

Here’s Chip.


Okay, you know what, apparently I can’t do this, just look at the post’s main image I’m pretty sure that one is the real Kelly.





Nick Buccola

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