69: The Ballad of Rob Gronkowski

There has never been a more childlike mind in such a manlike body. The man (27) just cannot help himself whenever the number 69 shows up. Put blow in front of Robert Downey Jr. you know what he’ll do. Put a hooker in front of Hugh Grant, you know what he’ll do. Here’s what happens when you put 69 in front of Gronk.

2015: 

2016:

Not all heroes wear capes, but someone should get Gronk one, stat. From anyone else this would be offensive, but from Rob it’s nothing but delightful.

Can’t wait to see how he behaves once he gets that 69th TD.

I’m just praying he totals 420 yards over four games or something so he can get asked about that too. That’ll be the day.

 

 

 

Nick Buccola

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