Juan Marichal was called “The Dominican Dandy.” Fantastic. Alliteration, accurate, all-around solid.
May I suggest for the young Bryce Harper “The Mormon Meany?”
I’ve never met a mean Mormon, because I’ve never met Bryce Harper. I just can’t reconcile him being both an angry douche AND a member of that blonde-haired, blue-eyed Stepford wife cult we’ve all come to know and tolerate.
It’s said that if you say something three times it’s true. So, Mormon Meany, Mormon Meany, Mormon Meany!!!