New Bryce Harper Nickname Suggestion

Juan Marichal was called “The Dominican Dandy.” Fantastic. Alliteration, accurate, all-around solid.

May I suggest for the young Bryce Harper “The Mormon Meany?”

I’ve never met a mean Mormon, because I’ve never met Bryce Harper. I just can’t reconcile him being both an angry douche AND a member of that blonde-haired, blue-eyed Stepford wife cult we’ve all come to know and tolerate.

It’s said that if you say something three times it’s true. So, Mormon Meany, Mormon Meany, Mormon Meany!!!




Nick Buccola

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