I just tuned into my first episode of Undisputed and was blindsided by the absurdity of their opening and return from commercial sequences. What themes did they pass up before they decided on a shirtless Lil’ Wayne rapping about the actual intricacies and benefits of spirited debate and analysis. Like… How did that pitch go? Hey, Wayne, you’re basically out of money right? Or on your way there? Okay how ’bout this, take a break from rapping about lean, bitches and extendos, and rap about a sassy middle-aged white guy who spews bold takes in a borderline effeminate texan accent. Yeah, just pop your shirt off do all that and make a play on “Sharpe” and call it a day. We’re just gonna pretend it’s normal.
Here it is, Lil’ Wayne’s “No Mercy”